i was rollin on her like bob the builder
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Walk of Shame today included voting.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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