I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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