i don't like sucking hair
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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