So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
