after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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