thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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