Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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