some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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