Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the day after is always just damage control
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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