Buhtt sex?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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