I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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