Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
