There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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