Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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