this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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