hotel room ftw
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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