Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize