I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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