Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
