nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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