I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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