update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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