I must be too annoying 4 u.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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