Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
