I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so let's talk penis.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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