Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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