ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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