question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Randomize