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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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