Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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