well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I am spending my child support on dildos
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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