But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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