he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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