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The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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