drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
