When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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