wat bout pragnant strippers??
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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