You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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