just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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