i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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