I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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