It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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