ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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