This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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