i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I intend to get homeless drunk
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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