he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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