Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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