Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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