ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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