Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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