Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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