Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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