you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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